Quiet, please. If I could have your attention? Finland’s entry to this year’s Eurovision Song Contest is “Phonk Phaq”. The orchestra will be conducted by some blunted kidz from the ghetto. There will be a fine jungle remix courtesy of Substance’s brain ™. And the lord shall be happy, and he will decree that it was good. And people will cherish and enjoy this Mono release forever. Amen.
*FLAC & MP3 zips also include the original versions.